HUMOUR RIDDLES

Amusing Riddles

What is a musical pickle?
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A piccolo
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How do they dance in Arabia?
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Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)
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Why is a violin like an auto?
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It is best when tuned up
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What kind of phone makes music?
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A saxophone
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Who wrote, “Oh, say can you see?”
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An eye doctor
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Who makes up jokes about knitting?
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A nitwit
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What is a dance for two containers?
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The can-can
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What keeps out bugs and shows movies?See the solution
Screens
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Why are pianos so noble?
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Many are upright and the rest are grand
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Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?
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Because one word leads to another



What do you call someone who hates operas?
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An operator (opera-hater)
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What is in fashion but always out of date?
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The letter F
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Why did the kid put his head on the piano?
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Because he wanted to play by ear
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What kind of girl does a mummy go out with?
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Any girl he can dig up
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What is the favorite ride of ghost children?
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The roller ghoster (coaster)
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
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Springtime
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What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
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Drums
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Why did the kid put a flashlight on his stomach?
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He wanted to watch bellyvision (television)
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What famous dance music did Charles Dickens write?
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Oliver Twist
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Why did the mother put her baby on the phonograph?
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It had an automatic changer