VALENTINE'S DAY RIDDLES

Valentines Day Riddles

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
See the solution
In the dictionary
DownUp +41


What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
See the solution
He gives it a valenshine!
DownUp +54


What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
You’re purrr-fect for me!
DownUp +12


What’s in the middle of Valentine?
See the solution
The letter N
DownUp +28


What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
“You’re purrr-fect for me.”
DownUp +51


What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
See the solution
DownUp +27


What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
“I love bee-ing with you
DownUp +19


What did the boy rabbit say to the girl rabbit on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
Some bunny loves you.
DownUp +31


What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
“Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.”
DownUp +19


What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
See the solution
“I love you a ton!”

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
See the solution
“I love you with all my art!”
DownUp +26


What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
Owl be yours.”
DownUp +25


What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
“I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand
DownUp +18


What did the bat say to his Valentine?
See the solution
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
DownUp +38


What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
“I find you very attractive.”
DownUp +19


What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
My heart beats for you
DownUp +44


Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
See the solution
She didn’t suit his taste!
DownUp +30


What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
Hogs and kisses
DownUp +32


What did the boy pickle say to the girl pickle on Valentine’s Day?
See the solution
You mean a great dill to me
DownUp +14


What do you call two birds in love?
See the solution
Tweethearts


1 comment: